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Why would you subject yourself to a few hours in the cramped plane of a low cost airline when you can find the sun on your doorstep?Sure, there are cute little B you can stay in, and yeah, there are some Fawlty Towers esque seaside hotels you could have a LOL at, but why would you do that when you could just stay in an enormous luxury manor house?’Oh yeah, good one, where am I going to find a manor house? Airbnb?’ we hear you cry.Nah mate. We got you one right here.Behold Balthazar, a luxurious manor in Chiddingfold, Surrey that can sleep up to 33 guests, sothere’s plenty of room for you and your entire family/pals/randoms you picked off the street ‘cos you don’t have enough pals.The first floor features five king size suites, including a family suite with king size and single bedrooms, plus a master suite with a bedroom, morning room, separate dressing rooms and bathrooms.On the second floor, you’ll find four large bedrooms with four poster beds, walk in wardrobes and en suites.The mathematiciansamong you will have noticed that that’s a lot of beds, but not enough beds for 33 people, so you’ll be relieved to know there’s also a spacious 12 bed dorm.There are 10 bathrooms in total, each with rainfall showers.’Start with the gym followed by a few lengths of the pool (indoors or out depending on the season) then, after brunch, fierce competition awaits on the tennis court or bowling alley.’Afternoons can be enjoyed sunbathing by the copper fountains or curling up on the plush sofas in the booming sound proof cinema room.’There is a second kitchen and a treatment room, allowing guests to hire our highly recommended in house spa therapists or chefs to cater for every whim.’You can bring your own staff instead (LOL) should you choose.If you fancy leaving the grounds, you’ve got the village of Chiddingfold just a mile down the road, and theSouth Downs National Park to do loads of stompy walks.A three night weekend break cost 26,000.You’ll need to secure your booking with a 3,000 deposit. Which is more than we currently have in our bank account, but okay sure.For more info and to book, head over to Unique Home Stays.Hen and stag dos are allowed ‘on request only’ which probably means that they want to check you’re not feral first.Imagine the damages bill that could come from that weekend.MORE: A surf fit retreat at Chalet Saunton in Devon is the perfect weekend awayShare this article via facebookShare this article via twitterShare this article via googleShare this article via whatsappShare this with Share this article via emailShare this article via smsShare this article via flipboardCopy linkShare this article via facebookShare this article via twitterThe most breathtaking infinity pools in EuropeAd featureAisle keep the receipt: We reveal the weirdest wedding gifts people have receivedTake a moment to look at these incredible martian like acid pools in East AfricaI went to a naturist beach for the first time and this is what it was like.

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